Paris: Days 7 & 8
Today, in our exhaustion, we slept in until 10:45 and then got up to go to lunch with Randy and Jessica. We took the metro to a rich shopping area of Paris to walk around for a little before our meal. All the big names had their stores there (Gucci, Louis Vitton, etc) - we went into a vintage Chanel store with prices that repulsed me as much as the shoes and handbags attracted me. While wandering around the neighborhood, Lee took us to the store where Jessica bought her prom dress. It's a secret how much it cost them - how scary, that the two who can throw around money like they have bottomless wallets would keep a number secret. When we went in, Jessica and Randy were there! The small shop had a doorman, and half the clothes looked like modified burlap bags - there were seriously burlap clothes in there. Anyway, so they took us down to the restaurant where we were having lunch. We got seats outside, at a table on the sidewalk in the sunshine. I took pictures of the Aston Martins and Porsches parked on the street out front. Randy bought two bottles of amazing rose wine, and lunch was fabulous. Afterwards, we went by their hotel so Jessica could show us her prom dress and Bose' could pick up her Chanel stuff that she'd left with them. What luxury. In the hotel gift shop, they had rabbit-fur teddy bears that were 200 euros. While the Murano had been modern and trendy, this place was classic and sumptuous. I was awed - I tried not to drool or let my mouth hang open and give myself away.
We left the hotel and started walking down the street. This little Asian lady stopped us and asked for our help. She wanted to buy Louis Vitton wallets for her family members back home, but since she was from Hong Kong, they wouldn't let her buy more than one. She didn't exactly look like a LV lover - her clothes were shoddy, mismatching, and far from trendy. Same for the man and woman who were with her. But we're kind, ignorant American tourists, so we agreed to help her. As she was telling us what kind she wanted (she wasn't very picky - another warning sign), some policemen walked up. I sort of wandered over to where Jenn and Lee were standing, some distance away, and let Bose' and Emily deal with the police. They're good at playing the dumb Americans, if need be. Anyway, so the police told them the Asians were traffickers, and that they couldn't buy the LV stuff because they would take it back to Hong Kong and sell it illegally. Bose': "Oh, wow, we didn't know they were traffickers. Thank you so much for telling us." LOL, I wandered if the police actually swallowed that or if they just didn't care. But they let the Americans walk, and we hurried away, leaving the Asians alone with the police. What a story, huh? We almost got arrested for trafficking, but they let us go because we're dumb tourists and they need our money. After that ordeal, happy to not be incarcerated, we walked down the Champs d'Elysses, a huge shopping street that's packed with tourists from one end to the other. I hated it. It started raining, it was crowded, there were smelly annoying tourists as far as I could see in every direction, the stores were overpriced, and I just wanted to leave. The Arc de Triomphe was in the distance, at the end of the street, so we walked down there. I liked it - the sculpture on the side was really great. I took a nice picture, and then I was ready to go. Bose', however, wanted to go to the top, so we spent 20 minutes establishing that it cost money, required climbing a whole lot of stairs, and had an extremely long line of people waiting for the privilege.
We came back to Montmatre and stopped at a little shop down the street to spend more money. We bought great tasting food for such cheap prices. My pear was absolutely wonderful. Then we stood at the window of our hostel room and spit grape seeds at pigeons and people coming up the stairs, and dropped the bad grapes on the pavement below simply for the joy of watching them splat. It was one of those little things that are so nice and will remain in my memory longer than the statues at the Musee D'Orsay or paintings at the Louvre. Then we got ready to go out (Jenn gave me party hair) and found a little Chinese place to eat dinner. It wasn't bad - better than the Chinese food I've had in Denmark! After dinner, we took the metro with some other girls from our hostel to a little strip full of clubs and restaurants. Our first stop was a Latin club - I love dancing to Latin music! The proprietor was a jerk - he made us buy a drink to stay! So I let Emily & Jenn sip overpriced margaritas and hoped he wouldn't notice I hadn't bought anything. I think that's ridiculous - we were young, attractive girls whose presence was catching the eyes of men on the street walking by and pulling them into the club - he should have bought us drinks! But anyway, the other girls left because it was too expensive, but we stayed for about an hour, I guess. Then we had to make a hasty exit because a Frenchman was stalking me around the club and wouldn't leave me alone! They're persistent!

Our next stop was an Irish pub, where we spent the rest of our evening. It was full of Swiss guys celebrating a World Cup Soccer match against France. It was a nice place, and we had a lot of time to chat with some decent guys we had met at the last place. The place closed at 5, so we left then, had breakfast with a DJ we met at the Irish pub, and then returned to the hostel. We were just in time to change clothes, get our stuff together, eat breakfast at 8, and start our journey home. It was a slightly trying journey - Bose' had slept, and was quite talkative, while the rest of us were a little irritable, to say the least. But Emily managed to impress upon her that our lack of sleep meant that her shutting up would be in everyone's best interests, and we got home, all alive, limbs and friendships intact.










